I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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