My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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