She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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