OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
how does that bad decision feel?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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