I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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