i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
