I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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