sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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