she was so not down for the gang bang
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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