My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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