I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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