used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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