And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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