Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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