i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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