He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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