Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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