There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
So vagazzling was a success
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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