I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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