pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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