My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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