If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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