I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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