...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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