In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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