I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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