It's like God shit irony all over that family
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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