GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week