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(248): View more from Michigan

Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''

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(507): View more from Minnesota

The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.

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(268): View more from Antigua/Barbuda-Carib

she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.

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(785): View more from Kansas

There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.

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(512): View more from Texas

the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.

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(913): View more from Kansas

as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up

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