Wat do u mean how?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.