I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
