How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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