he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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