I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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