I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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