There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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