My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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