plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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