We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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