i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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