4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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