I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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