If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
