I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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