we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just pee around me
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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