she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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