I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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