if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
We don't watch enough power rangers
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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