you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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