Don't make out with my wife yet
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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