I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
You left your underwear on the fireplace
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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