We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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