If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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