I just cut my nipple shaving
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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