I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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