Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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