Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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