so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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