the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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